Cat food
December 20th 2010 04:38
Message for Scratchy
DOG NEWS: Presented by Daisy and Scratchy
Daisy: A man has appeared in a court in New York facing animal cruelty charges. It is alleged he tried to marinate his cat so he could eat it.
Scratchy: Tell me more.
Daisy: The cat was found in the boot of a car being driven Gary Korkuc, of Cheektowaga, New York, when police pulled him over for running a stop sign.
Scratchy: No, I mean tell me more about the marinade.
Daisy: Scratchy, this is a story about cruelty to animals. This man not only planned to eat his cat, he was guilty of cruel and repulsive forethought through planning to marinate the poor thing.
Scratchy: Olive oil, no doubt. There are questions over the quantity of garlic and whether or not to use chilli. Lemon zest would also be interesting.
Daisy: You're as disgusting as he is. For your information, the cat was unharmed and was adopted almost instantly following the incident.
Scratchy: What are the penalties for animal cruelty? It's cruel how much Big Boss underfeeds me.
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