Poor Scratchy
May 21st 2011 07:22
Daisy: Would you calm down, you out-of-control canine. He likes all dogs. This one lived at a lodge he stayed at and they became good friends. She probably reminded him of us.
Scratchy: How could she remind him of us? She’s a German shepherd!
Daisy: Big Boss had two German shepherds before he had greyhounds.
Scratchy: But what if this one converts him? What he if wants to go back to his shepherd days?
Daisy: Good question, really. The way you carry on, it must indeed be tempting … Scratchy, I didn’t mean it Scratchy. Oh, do stop whimpering. Big Boss is not going to abandon us.
Scratchy: How can you be sure?
Daisy: Because he’s already put up with you for three years. You really need to work on your sense of self-worth.
Scratchy: Perhaps if I offer to eat less, he’ll like me more.
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Comment by INDIOSDAD
Stop bud. I know fur a fakt "Once ya goes GREYHOUND ya nava goes back"
Our hooman dad n mom usda have sheps as well. Now will pet or pat but only have GREYHOUNDS cuz we is the best.
I kno this fur a fakt buddy cuz we meet other pups at a doggie doption thing and dad said he liked the other dogs but only had room fur us.
So give lil boss sad dog eyes n she'll give ya xtra cookies and tell big boss how sad ya are. He'll come home soon. Jus make sure when he gits home not to act too happy sos next time he wont stay gon so long.
Snoopy
Comment by Chris Champion
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I'll do all those things you said.
Comment by INDIOSDAD
I jus don kno bout Old Zealand, Hooman dad showd my boy Daniel where New Zealand was when he wuz reeden bout yur big boss goin there. But he didnt say nuten bout Old Zealand I'd guess close by or mabye by England enrythin is close ta there.
Jus mrmber sad eyes!!!!! xtra cookies
Scratch you know all bout Australia right.
Hooman dad was watchen show bout how here theres folk that goes out in der swamps and hunt the Alligators fer food and their skins. Dad wus sayen that you gots a thing there called Crocks and they is jus like Alligators jus with a diffrent face. You ever seen a Crockadille. Alligators is scary lookin. Dad says he is goin to the store that sell all kindasa meat and buy some. Says hes guna make it on the grill thing out in the backyard.
I hope it tastes like chicken.
Snoopy
Comment by Chris Champion
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Big Boss has got this ball which you can twirl with your nose and all the countries of the world are on it. So I twirled and I twirled and I twirled, but I couldn't find Old Zealand. So it's obvious what's going on here - it's under New Zealand.
Those croc things live at the other of Australia from us, up in the hot part. They'd be good eating (ie, they're big), but there's a downside - they could always eat me first.
Wags,
Scratch
Comment by Heidiclyde
Sumtimes I get real worried abaht ther foster hound, ther Missus acts like ut's er real bottler an I think ut's gunna give me ther boot. Ut neva happens mate, I gets narked ut ther foster hound an ther Missus allus ses he hasn't er bolters an I cud knock all ther other hounds bandy cuz I'm one aht uv ther box. Ut's er dead bird ther boss feels ther same abaht you, eva noticed ther way these hoomans love er hound what needs er bit uv extra help erlong ther way? Whut with me with me eyes an me feet an you with yer funny turns, we've got ut made mate.
Licks,
Clyde.
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Thanks, mate, you've made me feel better. I'll take your word because I trust it, but I still feel a flutter in the tum when I think about Big Boss so far away for so long with so many good-looking dogs.
Leans,
Scratch
Comment by INDIOSDAD
You is a G E N I U S. Old Zealand is under New Zealand. You must be right. Thats why here in the States there is a New York and New Jersey and no old ones. Golly you are smart.
My hooman has one of them balls too. He uses it to show my boy where things is. Only thing is the hooman says we live on it. It's way too small for us to live on.
Ya the Alligators is way big too. They is realy UGLY too. I wanted to go lookin for them but dad says that they only live in the south part of our home where its hot. Guess the gators and crocs only like hot.
Snoops
Comment by INDIOSDAD
Good words my buddy. You, Scratch and Happy with his funny walk along with me and my eyes got it made. The hoomans are wrapped around our little toes.
We can get away with almost anything.
I am writen in proper words cuz the hooman mom said she did not understand some of what I wrote before (she ain't no Red Neck) So for a wile I gota write good.
Every thing will be OK as long as you smile and wag your tail real hard.
Snoops