Ready, set, breakfast
September 9th 2011 21:19
DAISY: I am intelligent because I have recognised the pattern of events each morning which culminates in the presentation of my half slice of toast. The popping of the little machine and the scraping of the metal blade across bread are preliminary signals. But it is the cutting noise, when the blade separates the piece of bread into two portions, that is the true sign. When I hear that noise, I bound from the sofa, run out the trap door and head around to the side door where, I know, Big Boss will immediately appear with my warming morning treat.
SCRATCHY: I am intelligent because I have worked out that, when Daisy bolts off the sofa and out the trap door in the morning, breakfast is ready.
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Comment by INDIOSDAD
Here breakfast all depends on who gets up first. If the hooman dad gets up first we get a hard doggie bone or animal crackers (a kids cookie kinda like a sugar cookie snd shaped like zoo animals) But if the hooman mom gets up first it's party time. We each get a half of a hot dog and a doggie bone and sometimes if she don't eat it all a piece of toast with peanut butter. Best is if the hooman dad is makin omlets for him and Daniel we all get a bit too. But thats only once a week.
This is a picture of me eating my special dinner of kibble with tuna added to it yum so good
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Comment by TanyaMary
Happy Super Sardine Saturday, everyone.
Love and licks
Beyleigh
Comment by TanyaMary
Happy Super Sardine Saturday, everyone.
Love and licks
Beyleigh
Comment by Chris Champion
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Cool bowl mate. If you lick the outside, can you taste the fish?
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Comment by INDIOSDAD
This is my own special bowl. I have never tried to lick the flavor off the outside of the bowl. However Naboo has he licks my special bowl clean after I finish my meals amd he says there is flavor I miss every time.
I get fed special cause of my bad back every night. I will eat out of the regular bowls like the rest of the pack but I get my night meal seperate so the hooman makes sure I get my full share.
Waggs
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Comment by Norm
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Comment by INDIOSDAD
Not sexist. It is as true as th fact that bull frogs croak the loudest. I lays on my bed dat I lets the hoomans sleep on too de odder dogs get up and runs aroun a barkin and a barkin while the lady hooman takes a shower and gets dressed. After the hooman gets dressed fer work she heads fer the room where all da food is kep. When she opens the box all the cold food is kep then I gets up an goes a runnin to her. So I sleep in while the male dogs runs around waisten time from sleep and a waisten energy. Now who is smarter male GREYHOUNDS or girl GREYHOUNDS. I think girl dogs is the smartest.
Sorry CLYDE and SCRATCH.
WET KISSES TO ALL
SNOOPY