Scratchy’s Diary: Australia Day
January 31st 2010 03:16
All the bosses stayed home on Tuesday because it was Australia Day, which is a celebration of sorts. It’s like Greyhound Day with lots of food and, also, those drinks hoomans like which increases the volume of their speech.
I don’t know what it’s called. Noise juice, perhaps.
I wish I could eat as much as I want just once in my life, let alone every Australia Day.
Not only did the Bosses stay home, a lot of their friends came to visit, including the family of Prilly. She’s a Maltese Terrier. Prilly is short for Priscilla. I said to her, "Hey Prill, if you were addicted to ice-cream, would that make you ‘Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert’?”
But she didn’t laugh.
I don’t know what it’s called. Noise juice, perhaps.
I wish I could eat as much as I want just once in my life, let alone every Australia Day.
Not only did the Bosses stay home, a lot of their friends came to visit, including the family of Prilly. She’s a Maltese Terrier. Prilly is short for Priscilla. I said to her, "Hey Prill, if you were addicted to ice-cream, would that make you ‘Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert’?”
But she didn’t laugh.
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