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December 20th 2010 04:38

Message for Scratchy

DOG NEWS: Presented by Daisy and Scratchy

Daisy: A man has appeared in a court in New York facing animal cruelty charges. It is alleged he tried to marinate his cat so he could eat it.

Scratchy: Tell me more.

Daisy: The cat was found in the boot of a car being driven Gary Korkuc, of Cheektowaga, New York, when police pulled him over for running a stop sign.

Scratchy: No, I mean tell me more about the marinade.

Daisy: Scratchy, this is a story about cruelty to animals. This man not only planned to eat his cat, he was guilty of cruel and repulsive forethought through planning to marinate the poor thing.

Scratchy: Olive oil, no doubt. There are questions over the quantity of garlic and whether or not to use chilli. Lemon zest would also be interesting.

Daisy: You're as disgusting as he is. For your information, the cat was unharmed and was adopted almost instantly following the incident.

Scratchy: What are the penalties for animal cruelty? It's cruel how much Big Boss underfeeds me.

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Dog dialogue: Cat heaven

September 7th 2010 23:57

Scratchy: Did you hear about this guy in America with the breakfast farm?

Daisy: I don't share your predilection for facile humour.

Scratchy: Pree dye what?

Daisy: Nor do I think you should sneer at our feline cousins. The man who set up this farm in Florida has saved about 500 homeless cats.

Scratchy: Good on toast, with sardines on the side.

Daisy: His name is Craig Grant, and he is spending his retirement years building this retreat.

Scratchy: You notice how the letters e-a-t form a considerable portion of the word retreat?

Daisy: He calls it Caboodle Ranch, and says he was inspired by the film "Field of Dreams".

Scratchy: If you salivate, dinner will come.

Daisy: Caboodle Ranch covers 30 acres. All the cats are former strays, many of them abused. Grant, a retired building contractor, has built it all himself. It's a cat city. There's a town hall, police department, a school, a supermarket and lots more. And if the cats get tired of all that, they can go hiking on the nature trails.

Scratchy: I'm hungry.