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Speeding chihuahuas

July 26th 2009 06:14

The giant American television networks are not falling over themselves to televise this year's national chihuahua racing championship.

The fifth annual championship gets under way in August with seven regional competitions. The winners qualify for the final in New York City on August 29.

All the finalists get all-expenses trips to New York, where they will race for a grand prize of a trophy, US$300 worth of pet products and a year’s supply of premium chihuahua food.

Chihuahuas, the world's smallest and lightest breed of dog, are the 12th most popular breed in America, according to American Kennel Club statistics.

So the seven fastest chihuahuas in the US will line up on August 29 and race for glory and honour and chihuahua bragging rights. And yet not one television station will be covering the event!

Obviously there's only one way not to miss this unmissable spectacle. I'm booking my ticket now.

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Comment by Heidi/Clyde

July 26th 2009 10:05
Geeze Scratchy,

I'm sorry,I dun mean yer Big Boss ter take me up on ther holiday idea, now he's gunna go orf ter America! Tell him thur racin's better over here an he only has ter leave yer fer an evenin. Did yer know they run ther tin bunny on ther outer side uv ther track not ther inner side over ther? Mob uv galahs, no wonder they has more pile ups over there!

Heidi's just told me I'm ther galah because I dun know whut Chiwawas is. I thought they wus a race track. I'm gunna get chiacked agen!

I still ses ther racin's better over here, yer gets ter see real dogs run!

Yer Mate Clyde.

Comment by Janet Collins

July 26th 2009 14:50

Comment by Chris Champion

July 26th 2009 20:06
G'day Clyde,

Mate, Big Boss ain't going nowhere. Little Boss said so. And she's the Real Boss. As for Chiwawas, you probably know them by their greyhound name: Snacks.


Comment by Chris Champion

July 26th 2009 20:08
Hi Janet,

You want to come to New York too?

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