Dog dialogue: No joke
October 21st 2010 22:52
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Daisy: A dog joke has been named the second-funniest joke in the world.
Scratchy: What wag decided that?
Daisy: Very funny. This was the result of a study in Britain. They looked at more than 1,000 jokes, produced a short list of 50, and then asked 36,000 people to vote on their favourites.
Scratchy: I’ll bite. What won?
Daisy: The winner was a joke about a man on a bus thinking a woman's ugly baby is a monkey.
Scratchy: What’s funny about that?
Daisy: No idea. Maybe we need to hear the whole joke. I guess the news report assumes everyone knows it.
Scratchy: Well, I bet it was funnier then the dog joke. Monkeys are way funnier than dogs.
Daisy: Don’t be speciest.
Scratchy: What?
Daisy: Discrimination against, and lack of presumption of equality between, the species.
Scratchy: What?
Daisy: Never mind. Here’s the dog joke: Did you hear about the zoo which had only one exhibit, a dog?
Scratchy: Sounds barking mad. What’s the punch-line?
Daisy: It was a shitzu.
Scratchy: Not bad. I’d rate that a four-wag joke.
Daisy: Sounds about right. Do you want to hear about the third-placed joke?
Scratchy: Sure. Run it by me.
Daisy: It’s about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra.
Scratchy: What a boob.
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A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen.”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “There’s no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go on - I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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