Domineering bitch
April 20th 2011 10:53
SCRATCHY'S DIARY
Some facts: I am 30 per cent heavier than she is, I have a coat of many colours, and in my heyday I was faster than she ever was. Well, in a straight line, anyway.
But what does this superiority in essential greyhound attributes get me? Kudos? Respect? Extra food?
Not a bit of it. What it gets me, regularly, is a squished up corner of the sofa. What it gets me is second-rate citizenship, the victim of a domineering, two-tone, lightweight, never-started-even-one-greyho und-race, bitch.
Just look at the photograph above. I ask you, is that any way to treat a guy?
How the hell, I ask …
… am I supposed to sleep?
Photography: Little Boss
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Comment by INDIOSDAD
This is Happy (Hollywood Happy) my bro Naboo wrote you before about SKUNK. I know what you are talking about with living with a bossy bitch.
I live with Snoopy a white and brindle girl. Yup she is blind so big deal she dont care and gets around just fine. But realy. Who raced on the track? ME Who won a bunch of races and placeded and showeded a whole lot more? ME Who has blown discs in his back and walks sideways? ME Who gets to sleep on his own poof and get his beauty rest? Not ME. Every time I lay down you have to join me and push me out of the way. Not that there aint enough of them in the living room I count 3 of them but you have to push me around. Who always pushes in to be first me out of the way to get treats? Not me Snoopy does. Even if it means knocking me or Naboo over. Who sleeps on the big people bed at night with the homans? Not me , HER.
Soooo you are just so right Dem Bitches are DOMINEERING so BOSSY. I was hopeing that things were diffrent there Down Under I was gunna runaway and walk there but my homan said it was way too far from California even further then the beach and that took forever.My dad says we share a ocean. Mabey someday I will see you at the beach since it is the same ocean.
This is your buddy Happy
You think we could send our girl dogs to MARS or Greenland.
Comment by Chris Champion
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I'm happy you understand this situation. What IS IT with girls?
I'm happy to help you send them to Mars, so long as it's further than the beach.
You have blown discs and walk sideways? Ouchies. Must make it hard to eat.
Yap again soon buddy.
Wags,
Scratch
Comment by Charlie Boo
Me, I worked my butt off until I was 4 but does she give me respect? Noooooo. What's up with that? Seems to be a problem that's world wide. I'm in Seattle, Washington but where's Mars from here? Can you send Soph, too?
Later dude,
Charlie
Comment by Chris Champion
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Great name mate!
Oh it does make my tail wag to find other boy dogs under the paw of domineering bitches. Whenever I try to be reasonable with Daisy, explaining for example that as the bigger dog with a bigger appetite I shouldget the bigger bone, she just sneers and says something about "pecking order".
Given that she pecks at her food, my guess is this is something about kibble selection prioritisation, but who knows?
I'll never understand girls.
Sniffs,
Scratchy