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Poor Scratchy

May 21st 2011 07:22
pet dog greyhound scratchy daisy
Scratchy: Guys, we’ve just heard from Big Boss, and we have an emergency! He’s still in that New Zealand place and he says he’s in love – firstly with New Zealand but, secondly, with another dog!

Daisy: Would you calm down, you out-of-control canine. He likes all dogs. This one lived at a lodge he stayed at and they became good friends. She probably reminded him of us.

Scratchy: How could she remind him of us? She’s a German shepherd!

Daisy: Big Boss had two German shepherds before he had greyhounds.

Scratchy: But what if this one converts him? What he if wants to go back to his shepherd days?

Daisy: Good question, really. The way you carry on, it must indeed be tempting … Scratchy, I didn’t mean it Scratchy. Oh, do stop whimpering. Big Boss is not going to abandon us.

Scratchy: How can you be sure?

Daisy: Because he’s already put up with you for three years. You really need to work on your sense of self-worth.

Scratchy: Perhaps if I offer to eat less, he’ll like me more.



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