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Lest we forget all those who served

April 25th 2012 03:49
parachute dog

D
aisy: It’s Anzac Day.

Larry: I know.

Daisy: Do you know what it stands for?

Larry: Any New Zoomies Attract Cibble.

Daisy: Kibble is spelled with a K, you furry flapper, and Anzac Day is not something to make fun of. Anzac Day, for the sake of our non-Australian and New Zealand friends, is a national day of remembrance for those who gave their lives defending our country.

Larry: Kibble with a K? Really?

Daisy: What’s more, there is a growing opinion that dogs are insufficiently recognised on Anzac Day.

Larry: Dogs died defending Australia?

Daisy: And New Zealand. Yes. Dogs and other animals – such as the heroic donkeys which carried the injured and dead away from the trenches in World War 1 – have played important roles in many wars. We can go all the way back to the mighty war dogs that fought alongside the Roman legionnaires.

Larry: How do you say kibble in Latin?

Daisy: And Hugh Wirth, who is president of the Australian RSPCA and reasonably important as far as humans go, is leading the calls for wider Anzac Day acknowledgement of the roles of dogs and other animals in war. So stop making fun of …

Larry: Sounds a Wirthwhile cause to me. By the way, what’s a flapper?

Daisy: Grrrrr …

Larry: Kibble with a K. I must remember that.
Picture above: thesun.co.uk


war message dog




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tasmania
Daisy: That's our new home. Larry: It looks green. And the backyard should be huge. Daisy: Not all of it, you skinny flea farm.

The weather so far this week has matched my mood, and my mood has matched my good fortune. Did I say good? Let’s say brilliant. Like a solar flare celebrating a lottery win.

This is the first week in my life when - in a position of grounded well-being and revelling in a sense of focused ambition - I am working for myself. Oh, there have been brief periods in my murky past when I have worked for myself, mainly freelance writing and editing, but never have I had this feeling of, and determination for, sustainability.

It's as if the threads of all I desire have converged for a conference, and emerged with a unanimous will and intent to stitch together seamlessly all my hopes re work, play and life.

The cause for all this joy, this jubilation, this jocosity, is that negotiations are completed and the deal is done and we are off! We are off to a new city in a new state, where we will find a new, more relaxed, cleaner, energising lifestyle.

Yes, it’s finally settled and we are moving, lock, stock and dogs.

Well, just as soon as we sell the house here and buy another one there and wait 10 weeks for the official business handover date. But these are the small-print details. Irrelevancies.

I, the Big Boss, am now my Own Boss. And dreams do come true.

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Larry: If he had a tail, it would be wagging up a blur.

Daisy: I wish he did have one. It might dissipate some of that energy.



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Trouble in Arkansas

April 1st 2011 01:47
rabid skunk
Daisy: Where's Arkansas?

Scratchy: I don't know. On the other side of the railway track?

Daisy: No, goofball, it's a long way away.

Scratchy: Past the dog park?

Daisy: Way further than that, you worm-filled weimaraner. I reckon it's actually on the other side of Melbourne.

Scratchy: Worm-filled weimaraner? Anyway, why do you ask?

Daisy: Because it said on the news that all the dogs and cats in a town called Greenwood in Arkansas have been put in pens and are allowed out only if they are muzzled and on a lead.

Scratchy: The town's full of racing greyhounds?

Daisy: No, it's full of rabid skunks.

Scratchy: I'm not following you.

Daisy: What else is new? Six skunks caught recently in the town were all carrying rabies. Authorities have ordered all skunks be shot on sight, and all other animals kept quarantined unless, as I said, muzzled and on a lead.

Scratchy: I'd like to see a muzzled cat on a lead. What's a skunk, anyway? Is it edible?

Daisy: Normally, no, not even you would want to eat a skunk. In this particular case, doubly no.

Scratchy: Big Boss once said I'd eat a black hole if you sprinkled some salt on it - which is wrong, by the way, because I wouldn't need salt. So aren't you underestimating my world-renowned ability to eat anything?

Daisy: Let me tell you a little about rabies, Scratchy. It is a virus that lives in the saliva of host animals, which it attacks via the brain and spinal cord. The consequences are convulsions, choking, frothing at the mouth, paralysis and, quite often, death.

Scratchy: Oh. Maybe not, then. I’m glad Arkansas is on the other side of Melbourne. How long ‘til dinner?



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Happy milestone, Zoomies

March 20th 2011 02:54
dog party

With these words, Zoomies becomes a 200-post blog.

When I started this blog, almost three years ago, the only consistent creative writing I had done was a series of stories about my daughter. In her first 10 years, I wrote about 70 anecdotes of life with my first, and only, child.

It was enjoyable, and I was pleased at the time that I had managed to write so much.

In case my daughter should read this, I should explain that writing 200 stories about the dogs over three years does not mean, my precious darling, that I love the dogs more (although there were times, before you finally learned to sleep through the night, that it was close).

The reason I have written so much more for the dog blog is the people who come here - the Zoomies readers. It still astonishes me to think that every day, all around the world, hundreds of people come here to read about my dogs, and occasionally stories of other people’s dogs, and more occasionally still stories from the wider animal world.

It’s like making hundreds of new friends, quiet ones who slip in for quick but regular visits.

I am quite proud of the material I have created here. But I wouldn’t have done it without all of you. Thank you.


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The spirit of Christmas

December 23rd 2010 07:28
animal welfare

The news from Melbourne, Australia, is that someone broke into an animal welfare centre overnight and stole whatever they could carry away.

I heard the news on the radio, including an interview with a man who works at the shelter. It would be bad enough at any time, he said, but it’s devastating two days before Christmas because this is not the season of goodwill to animals.

It’s their busiest period, with the centre full of dogs and cats abandoned by people who apparently discover at this time of year that there is no room for animals in their disorganised lives.

I know, I swore too. I felt angry for several hours. I couldn’t help it. The Christmas spirit was forgotten.

And then I got an email. It came from my wife via a friend of hers, but I think there may have been a little help from points spiritual. You can’t be angry and unhappy at Christmas, not when people are creating joyful messages like this.

I wish you all a joyful festive season, and may 2011 be full of health, happiness and new homes for abandoned animals.


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Cat food

December 20th 2010 04:38
cat tongue
Message for Scratchy

DOG NEWS: Presented by Daisy and Scratchy

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I now pronounce you man and dog

December 3rd 2010 02:20
dog wedding
Of course I wish cousin Honey every happiness, but I have to admit that having a human in the family makes me uncomfortable.

Daisy: A man in Toowoomba, Queensland, has married his dog.

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territorian

Territorians, we call them in Australia. You may not have heard the term, but you know the type. Think tough. Think action. Think Crocodile Dundee.

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A puppy saved

October 29th 2010 06:11
puppy

As morning commuters waited at Schofields train station, in the north-western suburbs of Sydney, yesterday, a puppy suddenly appeared on the train tracks and began sniffing around.

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Dog dialogue: No joke

October 21st 2010 22:52
scratchy daisy greyhounds zoomies
Did you hear the one about ...


Daisy: A dog joke has been named the second-funniest joke in the world


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Jennifer Aniston treats a poor pooch

October 21st 2010 00:57
dog dialogue

DOG NEWS: Presented by Daisy and Scratchy

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Teacher's pet

September 22nd 2010 03:33
paula labrador
Paula the Labrador helps out in the classroom at Leopoldschule, Karlsruhe, Germany.

DOG NEWS: Presented by Daisy and Scratchy
There is an interesting news item today about a program in Germany where they are using dogs as teaching aids in schools with special needs kids. They had a sweet picture of a Labrador looking at an exercise book, and a witty heading about wagging school


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Catching up on canine intelligence

September 10th 2010 11:33
border collie puppy
Border collie puppy: When I grow up, I want to be a wabbit.
Rabbit: It's rabbit, actually. And no, you don't. You want to grow up to be that most esteemed of all dog breeds, a border collie.

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Dog dialogue: Cat heaven

September 7th 2010 23:57
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