Oodles of fun
January 5th 2010 04:42
A Yorkshire terrier-poodle cross, known as a Yorkiepoo
The idea is that you can combine the intelligence and friendly nature of poodles with the characteristcs of any other breed you fancy. Another plus is that a poodle can be crossed with pretty much anything and the poodle's cuddly, curly coat will prevail. We proved the dominance of the gene by crossing poodles with a brick and a crocodile. The resulting broodles and crocodoodles are soft and cuddly.
Yet another advantage of using poodles as the base cross is that they come in two standard sizes. There is the standard poodle, which is the little one, and then there is the standard poodle, which is ... no, wait.
Anyway, none of these is the real reason for the popularity of this cross-breeding exercise. The real reason is the funny names you can create.
The most common cross with poodles is the labrador, giving you a labradoodle. This is how it all started, and the resulting mid-size balls of boundless, fluffy energy are the greatest innovation in the known universe since the Andromedans introduced tourist flights into black holes.
Then came spaniel-poodle crosses, or spoodles, and the rest is hoostery.
Are oodles popular? According to the president of the Australian Pet Dog Trainers Association, Karin Bridge, poodle crosses now make up 30 per cent of pupils in puppy classes. Bridge said the most popular oodles were cavoodles (Cavalier King Charles Spaniel), spoodles, schnoodles (schnauzer), moodles (Maltese terrier — twice the fluff factor) and labradoodles.
Such is the boom in designer poodle crosses, however, that we expect more exotic mixes to appear soon. In anticipation, we offer some potential names for them.
Chihuahua-poodle cross: Minuscoodle
Greyhound-poodle cross: Speedy Gonzoodle
Newfoundland-poodle cross: Newdle
Mastiff-poodle cross: Lotsofpoo
And why stop at crossing poodles with other dogs? What about these?
Chicken-poodle cross: Cockadoodlepoodle
Kangaroo-poodle cross: Kanpoo
Galah-poodle cross: Oo-ah
Elephant-poodle cross: Pooeyphant
Frank Sinatra-poodle cross: Croondle
Ice house-poodle cross: Igloodle
Pencil-poodle cross: Doodle
Can you suggest any more?
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