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The game of the rose

April 2nd 2010 21:22
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Most mornings, in a peaceful park on a quiet street corner in Melbourne, Australia, Scratchy chases Daisy.

The park is not big and they cross it in a flash, Daisy's legs blurred pistons as she dodges and weaves to keep away from the more languid but faster lope of Scratchy. Daisy runs like a scrapper. Scratchy runs like someone whose aristocratic paternal component to the mix was flown, frozen, from Ireland.

Around the slippery dip they fly, behind the benches and through the perimeter trees. And each time Scratchy gets close to Daisy's tail, she feints and dodges and he is left looking at fresh air.

Being greyhounds, they don't keep this up long. After a few minutes they are, like true sprinters, done for the day and ready for a recuperative 10-hour nap.

They always come to a stop, by agreement, on either side of a big flower bed, Daisy on one side saying, "(Puff, puff) I think that will do for today," and Scratchy on the other side looking wild-eyed and desperate, if only he had some adrenalin left, to keep the energy flowing.

That's when he eats a rose.

He has been doing this for so long now that we thought we had better seek professional advice. We went to the renowned canine psychologist, Doctor Dachsy Dobermann, and explained the problem. "He doesn't eat a rose," I explained, "so much as grab one and shake it so that petals fly everywhere.

"After that, he calms down."

Dr Dobermann listened carefully to all we had to say, and then delivered his verdict, "I think," he said, "that Scratchy catches a rose because he can't catch a Daisy."
Daisy image: Dries Knapen (www.focusonnature.be)


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Scratchy’s Diary: Australia Day

January 31st 2010 03:16
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All the bosses stayed home on Tuesday because it was Australia Day, which is a celebration of sorts. It’s like Greyhound Day with lots of food and, also, those drinks hoomans like which increases the volume of their speech.

I don’t know what it’s called. Noise juice, perhaps.

I wish I could eat as much as I want just once in my life, let alone every Australia Day.

Not only did the Bosses stay home, a lot of their friends came to visit, including the family of Prilly. She’s a Maltese Terrier. Prilly is short for Priscilla. I said to her, "Hey Prill, if you were addicted to ice-cream, would that make you ‘Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert’?”

But she didn’t laugh.

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Food for thought

July 12th 2009 03:19
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Two dogs are asleep on a sofa. The compact black one is called Daisy, and the large brindle is named Scratchy.

It's a large sofa but big Scratchy is squeezed into a corner while Daisy is stretched out luxuriously. She dominates sofa real estate as efficiently and resolutely as she dominates Scratchy in all things. When it comes to pack pecking order, Scratchy is bottom and daylight is second-bottom.

Both dogs are greyhounds, meaning they sleep deeply. You can have a party, play the bagpipes or demolish the house and they will not stir. The only thing which will disturb a sleeping greyhound is a careless human who allows the word "walk" to flit across her mind.

My wife was guilty of such carelessness this morning. The thought which actually entered her mind was, "It must be time to head out for our Sunday morning walk."

The W word had barely been manifested as a thought when the heads of both dogs lifted from the sofa. There were instantly awake and alert.

Scratchy: I heard Little Boss think walk.

Daisy: Yup.

Scratchy: I was just dreaming about going for a walk.

Daisy: I didn't know you dreamed about things other than food.

Scratchy: That's so unkind. Hey, if she's going for a walk, and if Big Boss is going with her, they'll put us outside.

Daisy: Your powers of logic and reasoning never cease to thrill and astound. How would I tread the paths of life without the illumination of your radiant guidance?

Scratchy: Thanks, but my point is: they might give us a bone.

Daisy: They might, and they might not. They might also take us for a walk with them.

Scratchy: Oh, right. Maybe I'll find some more bread in the park like last week.

Daisy: It's a stay-home day, you skinny ninny. What they call a weekend. That's why it's not an early morning walk. They won't be going to the park, they'll be walking along the river.

Scratchy: Oh, right. I've never once found food on a river walk.

My wife and I finished putting on our walking shoes. "I'll put the dogs outside," she said. "Do we have any bones for them?"

"In the fridge," I said. "I took some out of the freezer last night."

Scratchy: Yes! YES!

Daisy: Sigh. I really wanted to go for a walk.

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Dog bites dog: Scratchy's version

June 27th 2009 02:36
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I'll never understand bitches.

See, there's one I've met a couple of times at the park. Her human calls her Tiger but Short Black calls her Little Brindle. I like Tiger.

She looks like me but that's not why I like her. I like her, I think, because, well ... aw, I don't know, I can't think of the right words.

I can't think of any words at all when I see her. I get all-tongue tied . When she runs I'm okay though. I know how to do that.

That's what she did two mornings ago and I chased her and it was so much fun. But then, I don't know why, I got excited and gave her a nip except it was way too hard and I hurt her.

And she got annoyed — very, very annoyed — and bit me back. She bit me harder than I bit her, and in a much more sensitive spot. I mean, you don't know pain until someone sinks teeth into your nose.

But worse, much worse, was the realisation of what an idiot I'd been. I'd bitten the bitch I fancied.

I really needed some quiet time then; I wanted to hide my face because for a moment there I thought I might ...

Anyway, I found a quiet corner and stood there cursing my stupidity when — you'll never believe this — she came over and said she hoped she hadn't hurt me too much. I couldn't stop myself then — there was a rush of feelings and a tear or two squeezed out and do you know what she did? She just stood there, shoulder to shoulder, and said it was okay.

I can't stop thinking about her.

Hey, wouldn't it be cool if the bite on my nose turned into a scar and then I'd have a permanent reminder of her.

Previously: Little Boss's version of the story, Daisy's version of the story

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Dog bites dog: Daisy's version

June 25th 2009 23:47
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BB used to stand for Big Brindle, but I'm changing it to Big Boof. He's got a thing for Little Brindle, you see, and when they met at the park this morning, he got so excited, as usual, he did the nip thing.

Except he does it too hard. I've told him, without a word of exaggeration, a million times that he does it too hard, but he just can't help himself.

But to bite someone you're sweet on is pretty daft, even for Big Boof, and he realised it big time when Little Brindle turned on him and gave him a hard nip on the nose. Broke the skin and drew blood, she did.

I had to laugh at the look on his face, as if he'd been told he'd never get another bone in his life. He dropped his head and went off to sulk and maybe, I thought, he'd finally learned his lesson.

I wouldn't have thought any more about it except for what happened next. Little Brindle surprised us by heading over and saying she was sorry she had bitten him so hard. I won't tell you the rest of the conversation — never heard such soppy stuff in my life.

Tomorrow: Scratchy's version
Yesterday: Little Boss's version


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It was a big morning at the dog park. For a start, Falco was back after a two-month holiday on a farm. How spoiled can a city dog get!

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The comfort of good friends

April 13th 2009 01:37
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Scratchy's not a bad old dog really, for a boy.

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Sometimes, it's comfortable having him around.
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Pap attack

February 28th 2009 00:42
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We were confronted by naked, raw danger this morning.

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Lost in translation

February 9th 2009 21:40
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'The line is here.' 'No, way, it's over here.'

Daisy understands English better than Scratchy.

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Give me a brake

February 3rd 2009 08:27
Scratchy is the coolest dawg dude on the block.

He is way too cool to react to anything much except the prospect of a walk or a feed. Enter a room and repeat his name in happy, welcoming, high-pitched tones, and Scratchy will give you a long look which says something like, "Boss, are you sure that was pure orange juice you had for breakfast


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The science of tummy rubs

February 2nd 2009 07:06
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You just can't trust scientists. Would you believe that there is a widely held belief that dogs roll over onto their backs when their owners approach as a sign of submission?

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Dogs and the cuddle chemical

February 1st 2009 05:10
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A dose of oxytocin just for you

Researchers in Japan have determined that playing with pet dogs can release a feel-good hormone associated with infant care.

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