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<title>The eyes that the aliens gave me</title>
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<description>I have laser eyes. They were implanted by aliens when they dognapped me for two weeks last year. They lured me into their spaceship with chocolate-coated beef spare ribs. After...</description>
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<title>Another racer, another bullet</title>
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<description>Old mate Paul Hassing has just posted a comment on Twitter about the news that a horse in the racing stable of leading Australian trainer David Hayes had to be...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A case of animal rights taken too far?</title>
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<description>Most of the clients of Antoine Goetschel, a lawyer in Zurich, Switzerland, are animals. Goetschel represents mostly dogs, cats and cows, although in a high-profile case last month he represented...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Scratchy's diary: dozy Little Boss</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 23:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>1. Little Boss's version of a deep-night mystery</title>
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<description>It was 4.15am and not a creature was stirring all through the house. Except Daisy, who was in the back-yard conservatory waking the neighbourhood with a shrill barking which was...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>2. Daisy's version of a deep-night adventure</title>
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<description>I heard something in the middle of the night. Big Brindle didn't hear it, but then he has trouble hearing anything when he's asleep because his stomach is making so...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>3. Scratchy's version of an unexpected snack</title>
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<description>No idea what Short Black was doing awake at that hour, but I heard her calling me to come help with something she had cornered in the conservatory. She sounded...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Scratchy's diary: My February 14 treat</title>
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<description>The Big Boss was particularly affectionate to the Little Boss this morning, as if February 14 is some special day. He called her "Valentine". That's a new one -- how...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Where's Solomon when you need him?</title>
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<description>A teenage boy in New Zealand has done entirely the wrong thing -- or has he? -- by stealing his own dog from a veterinary surgery where it was about...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 10:43:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Scratchy's diary: Colour-coded comfort activity</title>
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<description>One of the biggest problems in the known universe is the inability of human beings to rise at first light and give dogs their breakfast. It's shocking and sad how...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Scratchy's Diary: Australia Day</title>
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<description>All the bosses stayed home on Tuesday because it was Australia Day, which is a celebration of sorts. It's like Greyhound Day with lots of food and, also, those drinks...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 03:16:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Ceremonial greetings</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 04:04:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>D-cup</title>
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<description>If this unusual dog bed brought to your mind such adjectives as tacky, tawdry and tasteless, I offer congratulations on your powers of alliteration. It is an American product and...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Cone call</title>
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<description>Part 2 of the story started yesterday: Halo from hell A dog cone collar, also known as an Elizabethan collar or a space collar, comes in a variety of sizes...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Halo from hell</title>
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<description>The vet gave it a long name in an even longer forgotten language, but I can't remember the term. Basically, it describes what can happen to a skin graze if...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
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