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April 13th 2009 09:13
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The Reds' defenders, well-organised as usual, prepare to move the ball forward ...

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A pinpoint pass to the wing and the Reds transition smoothly into attack ...

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He's surrounded, but eludes one and slips straight between two more defenders ...

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Now he's clear and lets go a long-range rocket of a shot ... GOOAAAAALLLLLL

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I would have made a great football commentator


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Comment by Janet Collins

April 13th 2009 12:01
Is that an imitation of the owner?

Comment by HoundChef

April 13th 2009 18:45
Absolutely priceless. Perfect, words fail me, no really they do... yeah, right. Thanks for the laugh.

Comment by Chris Champion

April 13th 2009 20:55
Hi Janet, no: I can't commentate while watching football upside down.

Hi Janice, you're most welcome.

Comment by Norm

April 13th 2009 23:40
Tell him he's dreaming.
It's called soccer.

Comment by Chris Champion

April 13th 2009 23:43
Hey, big ears, Norm says ... you don't like being called big ears? I didn't know that.

Comment by Carolyn Cordon

April 16th 2009 00:48
This is the world, it's called football. It's just one of the footballs we don't like as much, that's all.

Comment by Chris Champion

April 16th 2009 01:00

Comment by Heidi/Clyde

April 19th 2009 13:54
Geeze Scratchy Mate, Heidi sed yer were a city slicker, she's fer real. Yer as bad as ther Missus, goin fer thut round ball game! Ther Missus ses uts awl right cos yer go fer ther Reds. Ther Boss an ther Missus dun hev a Teev so we dun get ter see ther games. Heidi ses ut's just as well, she reckons I'd get excited an' make a big fool uv meself. Pity but, I reckon I'd be real good ut ther barackin' lark.
Good on yer Mate, Clyde.

Comment by Chris Champion

April 19th 2009 21:40
Hi Clyde,

The commentary is partly to educate Daisy on the finer points of the fine game of association football, and partly for something to do while waiting for dinner.

Comment by Carolyn Cordon

April 19th 2009 22:07
A Dog's life consists of having dinner and waiting for dinner. And sometimes running fast.

Comment by Zeus

April 19th 2009 22:11
we like to take a lot of naps too, you forgot the naps...

Comment by Chris Champion

April 19th 2009 22:18
Hi Carolyn, wow, a human who understands us!

Woof Zeus, I find that, life being as hectic as it is, I don't have time for naps. Eat, drink, commentate, deep sleep - it never ends.

Comment by Carolyn Cordon

April 20th 2009 02:05
When they're snoozing, they're waiting, always waiting, and sometimes dreaming about it.

Dinner.

Oh, and for some of them there's sex as well.

Comment by Chris Champion

April 20th 2009 02:09

Comment by Zeus

April 20th 2009 03:11
Sex? I'm not sure I know what that is, but I'd be willing to learn if I only had the drive left... sad what those humans do to us boy dogs... just plain sad, and probably immoral. Zeus

Oh, I forgot to mention my naps range from 30 minutes to 5 hours depending on what I'm dreaming about and what mom is doing. ZC

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