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Scratchy's dream

April 19th 2010 07:44
scratchy's broken leg

The thing about recovering from a broken leg, procedurally speaking, and I shall try to keep the technical terms to a minimum, is that you need cushions.

Scratchy's broken leg

I speak from experience. It might have looked attractive out there on the front verandah in the sun ...

Scratchy's broken leg

... but comfortable it was not.

Scratchy's broken leg

Time to give that away.

Scratchy's broken leg

The thing is, not just any cushion will do.

Scratchy's broken leg

This one, for example ...

Scratchy's broken leg

... is not greyhound-friendly. It takes approximately seven minutes to get down when you have a broken leg, so it's pretty frustrating to find that the wrong leg has ended up on the cushion.

Scratchy's broken leg

Nice colour though.

Scratchy's broken leg

You just need a bigger cushion, you clueless canine.

Scratchy's broken leg

What? Oh. Hmm.

Scratchy's broken leg

That's better! What luxury. Everything off the floor. I can say with certainty that nothing could be better than this. I do believe I'll close my eyes now and have a nice snooze. I wonder what I will dream about.

Scratchy's broken leg

Zzzzz ... oh, a bone on my big cushion. Why didn't I think of that?

Scratchy's broken leg

Zzzzz ... oh, two big cushions. Why didn't I think of that?

Scratchy's broken leg

I suppose a bone and two big cushions is out of the question?










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Comment by Anonymous

April 22nd 2010 11:57
Hi scratchy,

I saw heated cushions at a pet store the other day. not sure if they were big enough for a dog of your grand stature, but given melbourne's weather they might be worth investigating.

Bronwyn

Comment by Chris Champion

April 22nd 2010 12:04
Oh Bronwyn, Bronwyn! You'll be giving him grand ideas!

Oh well, ok, I'll check it out. Of course, Daisy will want one too.

Very kind of you to make the suggestion.

Best wishes,
Chris

Comment by Heidi/Clyde

April 23rd 2010 14:58
Dear Daisy and Scratchy,

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Heated dog mats! Oh my! I can only assume Bronwyn was looking at the bedding she should get for me when I go to live with her. Really, a delicate hound like me should have a heated dog mat to enhance her beauty sleeps, wouldn't you agree? Moving to New South wales is looking rather attractive.

Clyde has his paw in a bandage again and the Missus has been on the phone to America ordering him some special boots to make his life more comfortable, as the pink boots are not good enough, they give him pressure sores. I am very glad the Boss and the Missus are so good to him but I do feel quite neglected at times. I'm sure a heated rug would rectify this situation.

Heidi.

Comment by Chris Champion

April 26th 2010 19:22
Dear Heidi,

I can see you won't have to train Bronwyn too much. Is it definite that you will move to Sinney?

Please give Clyde a gentle lick from all of us. He's a special dog.

C

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