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Scratchy’s Diary: Australia Day

January 31st 2010 03:16
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All the bosses stayed home on Tuesday because it was Australia Day, which is a celebration of sorts. It’s like Greyhound Day with lots of food and, also, those drinks hoomans like which increases the volume of their speech.

I don’t know what it’s called. Noise juice, perhaps.

I wish I could eat as much as I want just once in my life, let alone every Australia Day.

Not only did the Bosses stay home, a lot of their friends came to visit, including the family of Prilly. She’s a Maltese Terrier. Prilly is short for Priscilla. I said to her, "Hey Prill, if you were addicted to ice-cream, would that make you ‘Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert’?”

But she didn’t laugh.

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Comment by Janet Collins

January 31st 2010 13:19

Comment by Chris Champion

January 31st 2010 17:43
Dear Ms Collins,

I may have been the slowest of my litter, but I'm the most photogenic.

Your sincerely,
Scratchy

Comment by Heidi/Clyde

February 1st 2010 14:38
Geeze Scratch,

Whose bin teachin yer ther big words? Yer leavin me behind somethin chronic. I'd be lookin ut thut fur ball er bit worried too, ut's er bit rugged ther way she's taken over yer sofa. She's a real illywacker if yer arsts me!

Yer mate,

Clyde.

Comment by Chris Champion

February 1st 2010 19:30
Hey Clyde,

You do all right - I like "illywacker". You're right about the territory purloinment - Prilly displayed a high dog/sofa ratio.

Cheers,
S

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