Scratchy’s Diary: Australia Day
January 31st 2010 03:16
All the bosses stayed home on Tuesday because it was Australia Day, which is a celebration of sorts. It’s like Greyhound Day with lots of food and, also, those drinks hoomans like which increases the volume of their speech.
I don’t know what it’s called. Noise juice, perhaps.
I wish I could eat as much as I want just once in my life, let alone every Australia Day.
Not only did the Bosses stay home, a lot of their friends came to visit, including the family of Prilly. She’s a Maltese Terrier. Prilly is short for Priscilla. I said to her, "Hey Prill, if you were addicted to ice-cream, would that make you ‘Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert’?”
But she didn’t laugh.
I don’t know what it’s called. Noise juice, perhaps.
I wish I could eat as much as I want just once in my life, let alone every Australia Day.
Not only did the Bosses stay home, a lot of their friends came to visit, including the family of Prilly. She’s a Maltese Terrier. Prilly is short for Priscilla. I said to her, "Hey Prill, if you were addicted to ice-cream, would that make you ‘Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert’?”
But she didn’t laugh.
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Comment by Chris Champion
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I may have been the slowest of my litter, but I'm the most photogenic.
Your sincerely,
Scratchy
Comment by Heidi/Clyde
Whose bin teachin yer ther big words? Yer leavin me behind somethin chronic. I'd be lookin ut thut fur ball er bit worried too, ut's er bit rugged ther way she's taken over yer sofa. She's a real illywacker if yer arsts me!
Yer mate,
Clyde.
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You do all right - I like "illywacker". You're right about the territory purloinment - Prilly displayed a high dog/sofa ratio.
Cheers,
S