Dog dialogue: No joke
October 21st 2010 22:52
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Daisy: A dog joke has been named the second-funniest joke in the world.
Scratchy: What wag decided that?
Daisy: Very funny. This was the result of a study in Britain. They looked at more than 1,000 jokes, produced a short list of 50, and then asked 36,000 people to vote on their favourites.
Scratchy: I’ll bite. What won?
Daisy: The winner was a joke about a man on a bus thinking a woman's ugly baby is a monkey.
Scratchy: What’s funny about that?
Daisy: No idea. Maybe we need to hear the whole joke. I guess the news report assumes everyone knows it.
Scratchy: Well, I bet it was funnier then the dog joke. Monkeys are way funnier than dogs.
Daisy: Don’t be speciest.
Scratchy: What?
Daisy: Discrimination against, and lack of presumption of equality between, the species.
Scratchy: What?
Daisy: Never mind. Here’s the dog joke: Did you hear about the zoo which had only one exhibit, a dog?
Scratchy: Sounds barking mad. What’s the punch-line?
Daisy: It was a shitzu.
Scratchy: Not bad. I’d rate that a four-wag joke.
Daisy: Sounds about right. Do you want to hear about the third-placed joke?
Scratchy: Sure. Run it by me.
Daisy: It’s about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra.
Scratchy: What a boob.
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