Read + Write + Report
Home | Start a blog | About Orble | FAQ | Blogs | Writers | Paid | My Orble | Login

Daisy's diary: Today's news is ...

June 23rd 2010 10:28
pet dog greyhound daisy
There was an especially informative patch of grass as we were walking this morning. Two cats, seven dogs and a mouse had left their mark there in the past 24 hours.

I was still gathering information when Big Boss, in one of those inexplicable hooman reactions, said irritably, "Can you tell the colour of the dog whose pee you're sniffing?"

It's what hoomans call sarcasm. He does it because he thinks morning walks are for walking. He doesn't understand that they are actually for news gathering.

Of course I never take any notice of his grumbling. I know that his bark is worse than his grumble.

162
Vote
Add To: del.icio.us Digg Furl Spurl.net StumbleUpon Yahoo


   
subscribe to this blog 


   

   


Recent Posts:
      The chaser 
      Larry’s Diary: In the shadow of Scratchy 
      Twinkle toes and the guilt trip 
      He who shall be named … 
      Missing him 
      Farewell Scratchy 
      Letter to the editor 
      Ready, set, breakfast 
      Patting thin air 
      Culled kangaroos and pet food 
      When irresistible forces meet sleeping objects 
      Speedy Gonfluffball 
      Dogs that go thump in the night 
      Welcome home 
      Dear Sophie 
      Poor Scratchy 
      Fair's fare 
      You have to laugh 
      Scratchy’s missed feast 
      Watch dog 
Comments
2 Comments. [ Add A Comment ]

Comment by Katherine Huether

June 24th 2010 09:23
How cute! I didn't realize that dogs use their walk as "news gathering". So funny!

Comment by Chris Champion

June 24th 2010 10:13
Thank you kindly Katherine. Daisy's interpretation is that humans use their news gathering for walking.

Add A Comment

To create a fully formatted comment please click here.


CLICK HERE TO LOGIN | CLICK HERE TO REGISTER

Name or Orble Tag
Home Page (optional)
Comments
Bold Italic Underline Strikethrough Separator Left Center Right Separator Quote Insert Link Insert Email
Notify me of replies
Your Email Address
(optional)
(required for reply notification)
Submit
More Posts
4 Posts
1 Posts
1 Posts
232 Posts dating from May 2008
Email Subscription
Receive e-mail notifications of new posts on this blog:
0

Chris Champion's Blogs

10898 Vote(s)
754 Comment(s)
121 Post(s)
4302 Vote(s)
33 Comment(s)
39 Post(s)
5387 Vote(s)
193 Comment(s)
72 Post(s)
3728 Vote(s)
204 Comment(s)
44 Post(s)
24357 Vote(s)
1001 Comment(s)
301 Post(s)
Moderated by Chris Champion
Copyright © 2012 On Topic Media PTY LTD. All Rights Reserved. Design by Vimu.com.
On Topic Media ZPages: Sydney |  Melbourne |  Brisbane |  London |  Birmingham |  Leeds     [ Advertise ] [ Contact Us ] [ Privacy Policy ]