Speedy Gonfluffball
July 1st 2011 23:39
Catch me if you can. My grandma's eighth cousin was a whippet.
Scratchy: Fluffball incoming.
Daisy: On our side of the street too. We’ll get to say hello.
Fluffball: Yap. Yap. Yap yap yap. Bark.
Little Boss: Hello. Aren’t you cute.
Scratchy: Cute was not a word that came to my mind.
Daisy: Good morning sweetness. Can I suggest you stick to yapping. Your bark lacks, how should I put this, gravitas.
Fluffball: Yap. Yap. Yap yap yap. Bark.
Daisy: Sigh.
Little Boss: Are you a Maltese?
Fluffball’s human: A Maltese cross. But she loves big dogs. She’d love to run with yours.
Scratchy: Haha. Hahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahahahaha. Garrckkk …
Daisy: Are you all right Scratchy?
Scratchy: (Gasping). Did you hear what that human said? My eyes are watering and my stomach hurts.
Little Boss: How nice. Of course, a Maltese might struggle just a little to keep up with a greyhound.
Fluffball’s human: You’d be surprised. She’s just so fast. Friends of mine say she’s got whippet in her.
Daisy: Garrckkk …
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Comment by INDIOSDAD
Now it jus ain polite to laugh at a Hooman. Some of um jus don know bout us GREYHOUNDS. INDIO (the first grey) got in trouble once fer doin that. They was at the dog park once and a litle dog were tryn to race with him. Well the hooman told the lil dogs hooman thet mabe it wernt a good ider for it to run so close cuz he mite get run over. Lil dogs hooman said naw don wory. Well lil dog got his self run over went a tumblin cross the grass. Lil whit dog wit grass stains all over didn get hurt jus dirty. His hooman got all in a huff LOOK WAT YOUR DOG DID. our hooman said he just got durty hes OK. Lil dog and hooman stormed off. All the other dogs was laffen at him so was the hoomans. Lil dogs are so weird. So be careful and dont git grass satains on lil white fluff ball.
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Comment by Chris Champion
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Haha. Hahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. That's such a funny story. Oh poo, now my eyes are watering and my stomach's hurting again. Garrckkk.
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