Daisy's diary: mixed signals
August 13th 2009 22:59
That Big Boof Scratchy called me vain this morning. That is so hurtful!
All I was doing was looking in the mirror to see if my whiskers were straight. I have this fear of bending a whisker while I sleep, so that when I wake it stands out at a right angle.
It happened to my mum once, and she had an awful time negotiating her way through tight spaces for a while. Her whisker signals kept telling her to turn in circles when she needed to turn left.
Luckily, it straightened out after a couple of days.
I wish the Big Boof would straighten himself out.
Huh? What did I do now?
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Comment by Kleonaptra
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I did animal diary entries once. You are inspiring me!
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Comment by Chris Champion
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I do appreciate your comment, I really do, but can I please suggest that you don't lump Big Boof in quite the same level of "beautiful" as me? I mean, really, his whiskers are permanently crooked, and you have only to look at the glossiness of my hair ...
Yours respectfully,
Daisy
Comment by Heidi/Clyde
Y'know I'll say this fer Heidi, she dun act like u rat with er gold tooth like someone yer culd name! Heidi jus sticks her nose in ther air an looks like livin' with me gives her ther LarryDooleys. I reckon she's all piss an wind when she does thut. Jus tell thut Daisy she's not Christmas on a stick like she reckons she is an yer dun give a rat's arse ahbaht her whiskers!
Cheerio cobber,
Clyde.
Comment by Chris Champion
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Rat with a gold tooth! Good one! Problem with telling her she ain't Christmas on a stick is that a simple, big brotherly word of advice appears in her diary, twisted and dramatised. And very public. Bitches!
Mate, it's nice to know someone understands.
Cheers,
S
Comment by Roux
Daisy, you have a legimate fear of bended whiskers, continue to check, it happened to Zeus once and the big lug couldn't figure out how to use the doggie door for a week, mom had to get up, open the door to let him out and then to let him in again, and since he always had a 3:00 a.m. potty break this seemed to get pretty old since mom grumbled more each time she had to get up.
Personally I thought he was hysterically funny 'cause he was a big goofus.
Scratchy, no dog likes bent wiskers, us bitches have an image to maintain and sometimes we need to check things out to be sure everything is where it belongs and is in the right order.
Give Daisy her due, she is an handsome bitch, and personally I think you're pretty good looking too. I like big boys.
Roux 'b Doux