Wet dog smell
November 26th 2010 21:36
Daisy: It's steady, but hardly a rain which should prevent walkies.
Scratchy: I can think of other ways to stink the house out.
Scratchy: I can think of other ways to stink the house out.
Little Boss: AAAAaaaaEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee aaagghhhh .....
Scratchy: (Bounding from the sofa) Little Boss is awake!
Daisy: (Racing down the passage) Watch my dust!
Big Boss: (Emerging from study) If you two would let me near the bedroom door, I'll open it for you.
Daisy: Here we gooooooooooo ...
Little Boss: Ooomph. Daisy, get off my stomach.
Scratchy: Gimme a pat too, gimme a pat too.
Little Boss: Good morning Scratchy. How are you today?
Scratchy: Big Boss stiffed me on breakfast. Daisy's piece of toast was almost as big as mine.
Big Boss: Good morning darling.
Little Boss: Good morning sweetheart. What's the weather like?
Big Boss: Grey, breezy and a steady drizzle, but not cold. It's nice weather in a wet, warm kind of way.
Little Boss: Oh good. Let's take the dogs to the park.
Big Boss: Sounds good.
Little Boss: (Leaping from bed and opening the bedroom curtains) It's raining!
Big Boss: It's a steady but light rain. Hence my use of the word drizzle.
Little Boss: Can't take the dogs out in the rain.
Daisy: Oh, how disappointing.
Scratchy: Bugger.
Daisy: Scratchy, must you be so crude?
Big Boss: But it's just a light rain and it's warm.
Scratchy: Yeah.
Daisy: Go Big Boss.
Little Boss: The dogs will get wet and smell the house out.
Big Boss: Smell the house out with what?
Little Boss: Wet dog smell.
Big Boss: The smell of rain?
Little Boss: Wet dogs smell like wet dogs. And the smell goes right through the house. No walk today. Where's my book? I am going back to bed.
Daisy: Bugger.
See also: I can see puddles
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